“You better not laugh, You better not cry You better not pout, I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town…” We’re onto Christmas. It’s Christmas week in the NFL, and it’s time for the gift of Week 16 picks! Yes, I know, it’s what you always wanted. Like Nathan Peterman handing out touchdowns to the other team. It’s very early in the morning as I write this beginning as I fell asleep early and can’t get back to sleep, so using my wide-awakeness right now to write these picks. So if my picks end up being terrible and wrong, I’m blaming that.  Yes…that’ll do. Shall we get onto the picks? Yes. Yes we shall. Titans v. Washingtons: I’m holding out hope that a fourth-string Quarterback can somehow lead the Washington D.C. Fitba Team to a victory over the Titans. I’m not holding out a lot of hope for that. Josh Johnson DID lead them to a win over the…Jaguars…so…there’s hope? The Titans are a much better team than the Jaguars. Imagine thin

‘Tis the season. It’s Christmas week, and that means time with the family, a lot of food, presents and the like. And for those religious amongst you, the birth of Christ and all that. We won’t get into that here. But for us NFL fans and everyone in the NFL means one thing. Playoff season. Well, that and Tank Bowl season. The NFL regular season is coming to a close, with two weeks to go following the past weekend’s games, we know who’s good, who’s shite, who’s in the mix for the postseason, and who’s in the mix for the first overall. Although do we really know who’s elite this year? It genuinely feels for like the first time since I’ve been watching the NFL, it’s anyone’s game. If you can get into the playoffs, you have a legitimate shot at the title. And honestly? I know that sounds obvious, but when was the last year we saw where there was no clear-cut number one contender for the title in either conference? It’s gonna be a fun, fun playoffs. Let’s